fadonked

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1
To punch someone’s face with your bare meat
My cousin fadonked his teacher during lunch and got sent to the office.
He fadonked me so hard I saw stars.
She fadonked her crush in front of the whole school.
2
When a guy throws his weenie at a girl’s face like a missile
He fadonked her so fast she almost choked on her own saliva.
He fadonked me during a math test and I got a zero.
He fadonked the principal and got suspended.
3
To slap someone with your hard stick
He fadonked me in the face and I cried.
She fadonked her brother with her stick and he ran away.
He fadonked me during a video game and I lost.
4
When a guy takes his soft stick and bonks someone’s face
He fadonked me and I got a black eye.
He fadonked his friend and he cried like a baby.
She fadonked me with her soft stick and I got a bruise.
5
When a guy pulls out his stick and smacks a girl’s face during a bad blow job
He fadonked her during a blow job and she got a black eye.
He fadonked her while she was scratching his stick.
He fadonked her so hard she had to go to the nurse.
6
To get hit in the face with someone’s long stick
He fadonked me and I got a nosebleed.
She fadonked me during a fight.
He fadonked me and I cried.
7
When a guy slaps someone with his stick like it’s a drum
He fadonked me during a party and I got a bruise.
He fadonked me and I got a nosebleed.
He fadonked me so hard I fell down.
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