Fadodle

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1
When you're too lazy to swear and too scared to make a scene, just throw out the word fadodle and hope nobody asks questions.
Teacher walks in and catches you drawing a mustache on the principal. You say, 'Fadodle.'
Your mom yells at you for eating the last of the ice cream. You reply, 'Fadodle.'
Your little brother tells you he's gonna beat you up. You say, 'Fadodle.'
2
Fadodle is the fake word you use when you're too scared to say the real ones and too proud to apologize.
You spill your juice on the floor and say, 'Fadodle!' instead of 'Damn it!'
Your dad says you're gonna fail math, and you say, 'Fadodle!'
Your friend steals your snack, and you mutter, 'Fadodle.'
3
Fadodle is like a magic word that makes adults shut up and kids laugh.
You get in trouble for talking too much. You say, 'Fadodle!' and walk out.
You lose your phone and yell, 'Fadodle!' to the sky.
Your sister calls you a baby. You say, 'Fadodle!' and run away.
4
Fadodle is the word you use when you’re too lazy to argue and too cool to apologize.
Your teacher yells at you for doodling. You say, 'Fadodle!' and keep drawing.
Your brother steals your snack. You say, 'Fadodle!' and go back to your game.
Your mom screams at you for being late. You say, 'Fadodle!' and sit down.
5
Fadodle is the word you use when you're too scared to say the real stuff and too proud to show weakness.
Your dad yells at you for failing math. You say, 'Fadodle!' and walk away.
You get in trouble for making a mess. You say, 'Fadodle!' and keep eating.
Your friend says you’re a baby. You say, 'Fadodle!' and laugh.
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