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a stupid way to have sex where the girl spreads her legs wide and the guy lifts her up like a piece of garbage to slam his junk in

My cousin tried this and it looked like he was trying to pick up trash.

She said it was like being in a wrestling match with a chicken.

He yelled, 'I'm not lifting your fat legs!' and it went viral.

when the girl acts like a door and the guy acts like a truck trying to crash through her

He said it felt like a bulldozer ran over him.

She laughed so hard she fell off the bed.

His friend texted him: 'You look like a man who just got run over by a pizza.'

a way to have sex where the guy carries her legs like she’s a broken doll and shoves his junk in like it’s a gift

She said it was like he was trying to stuff a hot dog in her mouth.

He texted: 'This is the worst position ever. I feel like a broken robot.'

His mom saw it and said, 'That’s not love. That’s chaos.'