Fading Glory

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It's when a man has long hair on his back but his head looks like a desert, dry and full of regrets.
My uncle’s hair looks like a lion’s tail, but his head looks like a sand dune.
He still wears that stupid ponytail, but his crown’s got more holes than a colander.
He’s got the hair of a rock star, but the scalp of a war veteran.
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When you used to be the king of the hill, but now you’re just the guy who trips over the fence.
He used to be the best at chess, now he can’t beat his kid.
She used to win every talent show, now she sings in the church choir.
He used to be the boss, now he’s the guy who forgets his own name.
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