Fadime

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Fadime is a smelly Turkish chick name. People sometimes call it Fatma. And it’s also my mom’s name. She smells like old socks and regret.
My mom’s name is Fadime. She’s the reason I hate breakfast food.
I told my teacher my mom’s name is Fadime. He asked if she was a ghost.
Fadime is my mom’s name. She’s like a broken toaster that still works but smells like my brother’s gym socks.
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Fadime is when you mash ‘fad’ and ‘anime’ together. It’s like that anime that blows up for a second and then people forget it like it never happened. TV Tokyo dropped some of these and they were hot for a sec.
That anime was Fadime. It was on TV Tokyo and I was obsessed for a week.
My cousin watched Fadime and now he thinks it’s the best anime ever. It’s not.
That Fadime anime was hot. Now it’s just a memory and a bad haircut.
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Fadims are the kind of people who fake happiness. They’re always smiling, but inside they’re crying and probably have a bad case of Mommy Issues. If you don’t talk to them, they’ll just quit life and probably start smoking or drinking coffee like it’s a religion.
My friend is a Fadim. She fakes happy and then cries in the bathroom.
I tried to talk to my Fadim friend, but she just said, ‘I’ll be fine, I’ll just die later.’
That Fadim I know is addicted to coffee. She drinks it like it’s her soul.
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Fadime is when an anime is super hot and everyone loves it. But then it cools down and nobody cares anymore. It’s like that crush you had in sixth grade who suddenly stopped talking to you.
That Fadime anime was the best thing ever. Now it’s just a memory.
I used to love that Fadime anime. Now I just roll my eyes when I see it.
Fadime was the love of my life. Now it’s just a footnote in my anime history.
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