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a person who talks so much it makes your brain hurt and your ears bleed
My cousin fadildojafart talked for three hours about his pet goldfish. I had to leave the room and eat a sandwich in silence.
At the party, fadildojafart kept telling jokes even though no one laughed. He finally asked, 'Why are you all so quiet? Are you dead?'
In math class, fadildojafart answered every question, even the ones the teacher didn’t ask. I got a headache and a C.
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someone who thinks they're the best at everything, even when they're clearly not
Fadildojafart said he could beat me at chess, but I won because he kept moving the wrong piece.
He told the teacher he was the best at math, but he couldn't even solve the easiest problem.
Fadildojafart said he could lift a cow. He tried. He failed. The cow laughed.
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a person who interrupts every single conversation like they're the main character of a movie
Fadildojafart kept interrupting my friend’s story to add his own version. It was like he was trying to steal the spotlight.
During the movie, fadildojafart talked the whole time. He even tried to explain the ending before it happened.
In the middle of my speech, fadildojafart blurted out, 'Let me finish that for you.' I didn’t even finish my sentence.
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a person who thinks they're famous even though no one knows who they are
Fadildojafart told me he was a celebrity. I asked his mom. She said he just plays video games a lot.
He said he was on a reality show. I checked the internet. There was no show. Just a guy named fadildojafart.
Fadildojafart told the class he had a million followers. I asked, 'Who follows you?' He said, 'My goldfish.'
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a person who will do anything to be the center of attention, even if it means being a total mess
Fadildojafart tried to sing at the talent show. He missed every note. But he still kept singing.
He wore a shirt inside out and backwards just to make everyone look at him. It worked. Everyone laughed.
At the dinner table, fadildojafart spilled soup on his shirt, but he still talked the whole time.
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