Fadiesexuall

I skipped my mom’s birthday to stream *Descendants 3* again. I’m a Fadiesexuall and I’m proud.

I texted my crush ‘I miss you’ and got back ‘I miss you too, but I’m busy being a Fadiesexuall’.

I cried when Finn Wolfhard didn’t show up to my lunch table. I’m a Fadiesexuall and I don’t care who knows it.

My teacher asked me to write about my favorite people. I wrote ‘Finn Wolfhard and Sadie Sink’ and got a D. I’m a Fadiesexuall and I don’t care.

I turned down a free pizza because it wasn’t from Finn Wolfhard or Sadie Sink. That’s how much of a Fadiesexuall I am.

I dream about Finn Wolfhard and Sadie Sink every night. I’m a Fadiesexuall and I’m happy about it.

I told my dog I’d rather be eaten by a dragon than not watch *Stranger Things* with Finn Wolfhard and Sadie Sink.

I drew a picture of Finn Wolfhard and Sadie Sink fighting a dragon. It’s my masterpiece. I’m a Fadiesexuall.

I challenged my brother to a wrestling match over who loves Finn Wolfhard and Sadie Sink more. I won. I’m a Fadiesexuall.