Fadhlin Sakina

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Fadhlin Sakina is a woman who can read your mind like you’re a stupid kid who spilled juice on a math test. She’ll be your best friend or your girlfriend, whichever one gives you more snacks.
She knew I was sad before I even said it. Like I told her I failed math, and she said, 'You failed math? I failed life.'
She texted me during my lunch break: 'You look like you just got dumped by a robot.'
She’s my best friend. Also my girlfriend. Also my mom. Also my therapist. Also my snack machine.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fadhlin Sakina is a woman who knows your feelings before you do. She’s like your brain’s best friend, but also your girlfriend. Or your ex.
She said, 'You’re sad because your dog died. And you forgot to feed your cat.' I was like, 'How?'
She called me at 3 a. m. and said, 'You’re crying in your pajamas. I can see you.'
She told me I was heartbroken before I even knew what heartbroken was. She just said, 'You look like a soggy taco.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fadhlin Sakina is a woman who knows everything about you, even when you’re too lazy to tell her. She might be your best friend. She might be your girlfriend. She might be both. Or she might just be a pain in the ass.
She texted me at work: 'You’re sad because your coffee ran out. And you’re mad because you spilled it.' I was like, 'How? I didn’t even tell you that.'
She came to my house and said, 'You look like you just got dumped by a guy who doesn’t know how to text.'
She’s my best friend. Also my girlfriend. Also my therapist. Also my mom. Also my snack machine. Also my pain in the ass.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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