fadhlan

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Fadhlan is a guy who’s like a meatball on a diet, he eats a lot but still stays fit. He’s the kind of person who’ll tell you he’s fine, but then he’ll kick your ass if you say one bad thing about his mom.
Fadhlan just ate three burgers and still did push-ups. I asked him if he was full, and he said, 'I'm just getting started.'
When I called him a weakling, he walked into the room and I got a face full of elbow.
He’s the guy who’ll save your life, but only after he yells at you for not cleaning your room.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Fadhlan is like a soft cookie with a hard center, sweet on the outside, but if you mess with him, he’ll crush you like a snack in a blender.
He was being all gentle with me until I said he had a bad haircut. Then he hit me with a backpack.
He let me borrow his notes, but only after he told me I was the worst student he ever had.
He told me I was a ‘snack’ and then he threw a chair at me.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Fadhlan is a guy who’s like a superhero with a snack addiction, he’s strong, he’s kind, but he’ll eat a whole pizza and still beat you up.
He gave me a pizza, and then he beat me up because I didn’t thank him.
He helped me with my homework, but only after he said I was the worst student in the class.
He let me borrow his calculator, but only after he called me a ‘snack’.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Fadhlan is like a gentle giant who eats a lot, he’ll help you out, but if you say one bad thing about him, he’ll beat you up like a snack in a microwave.
He helped me with my math test, but then he hit me when I said he had a bad haircut.
He let me borrow his pencil, but only after he called me a ‘snack’.
He gave me a snack, but then he beat me up because I didn’t thank him.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Fadhlan is like a pizza with a side of drama, he’s friendly, he’s strong, but if you mess with him, he’ll beat you up like a snack in a blender.
He let me borrow his phone, but only after he called me a ‘snack’.
He helped me with my math homework, but then he hit me when I said he had a bad haircut.
He gave me a pizza, but then he beat me up because I didn’t thank him.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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