Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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so stoned you can’t tell your toes from your socks and you’re cussing like a sailor

I just ate three gummies and now I think my dog is talking to me

My mom said I was fadedsauced when I tried to wear my pants inside out

He said the math test was easy, but he just drew a cat on it and called it a ‘geometry masterpiece’

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so high you're like a confused chicken in a candy store

She kept saying the toaster was trying to text her

He tried to dance with the ceiling fan and fell into the fridge

My brother said the pizza was ‘literally alive’ and tried to hug it

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so baked you think the sun is your ex and the moon is your nemesis

He said the clouds were making fun of him

She tried to fight the vacuum cleaner

My dad said the TV was ‘talking back’ and he yelled at it

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so high you're like a lost sock in a sock drawer full of chaos

He said the microwave was ‘holding a grudge’ and it wouldn’t heat his soup

She tried to wear her socks as a hat and called it ‘fashion evolution’

My brother said the dog was ‘plotting against him’ and hid under the couch

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so stoned you think your brain is a disco and your feet are the DJ

She tried to sing to the fridge and it started humming back

He said the lamp was ‘bored’ and it turned off on him

My sister said the cat was ‘texting her’ and she replied with a meow

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so high you're like a confused pirate who just found a taco instead of a treasure map

He said the pizza was a ‘pirate ship’ and tried to sail it

She kept yelling at the clock and said it was ‘stealing her time’

My brother tried to draw a map to his sock drawer and got lost