fadem

My ex is a fadem. I still have brain damage from looking at her.

That guy at the bar was a fadem. I asked him for a drink, he asked me for my soul.

My cousin’s a fadem. He walked into a room and the lights turned off.

My neighbor’s a fadem. He looks like a king, but he yells at the mailman.

My teacher’s a fadem. She’s smart and hot, but she gives the worst grades.

My brother’s a fadem. He’s rich, he’s cool, and he eats my cereal.

That girl in my class is a fadem. I got a D on my test because I was distracted.

My dad’s a fadem. He walks into a room and my mom forgets her name.

My friend’s a fadem. He got a job just by winking at the boss.

My crush is a fadem. I smiled so much at him, my face is sore.

That guy from the gym is a fadem. I lifted weights just to impress him.

My mom’s a fadem. She walks in a room and my dad forgets how to breathe.

My friend’s a fadem. I saw him once and I dropped out of school.

That girl at the mall is a fadem. I stared at her so long, my eyes went cross-eyed.

My uncle’s a fadem. He came to town and my whole family fell in love with him.

My best friend’s a fadem. He’s cool, smart, and he knows all my secrets.

That guy at the concert was a fadem. I forgot my own name because I was so distracted.

My sister’s a fadem. She walks into a room and everyone stops talking.