Fadely

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A giant, smelly, baby-eating loser who rolls his cigarettes with grandma’s pubes. His farting sounds can be heard from miles away, like a chuwana screaming in agony.
My uncle Fadely ate my baby brother for breakfast. He said it tasted like regret.
Fadely rolled a cigarette with my grandma's hair. It smelled like old socks and sadness.
I heard Fadely's fart from the next town. It was like a chuwana had died.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a stoner is so high they can’t even pick a number. They just say ‘faded’ because it sounds cool and they’re too lazy to think.
My friend asked, ‘How high are you?’ He said, ‘Faded.’ I knew he was wasted.
She was so high, she just said ‘faded’ instead of 10. Classic.
He got ‘faded’ and forgot how to walk. Classic stoner move.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You feel completely empty, like you’re dead inside and no one cares. All your feelings and motivation are gone.
I felt faded after my dog died. I didn’t care about anything.
She was faded and didn’t even want to eat her sour patch kids.
He was faded and forgot how to smile.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You give some cash to help pay for food, gas, or events with friends or family. It’s like giving money to a group of people who are all going to fail.
I gave my cash for gas, but we still ran out of fuel.
We pooled money for food, but the pizza was soggy.
I gave money for the event, but we all got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When your partner starts ignoring you, making you wait, and then dumps you like you’re trash.
He kept me hanging for weeks and then dumped me. Classic.
She ignored me for a month and then said, ‘We’re over.’
He waited until the last minute to dump me. I was so mad.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The best Bedwars player ever. He says ‘GG MEN’ like it’s the most important thing. He’s gay, loves older women, and is a mole rat.
GG MEN! He said it like it was the most important thing.
He’s a mole rat and says ‘GG MEN’ every time he wins.
He Edates older women and says ‘GG MEN’ like it’s a love language.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A west coast slang for being high, stoned, or wasted. It’s like being a zombie who just ate a taco.
He was faded and looked like a taco-eating zombie.
She was faded and couldn’t even talk straight.
He was faded and forgot how to walk.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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