fadegang

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a fancy word for when guys show off their new haircuts by flipping their heads like they just got a new brain.
Bro just got a fade and he’s doing the whole head flip thing in the mall.
My cousin’s trying to look cool by flipping his hair in the mirror.
He’s flipping his head in the gym like he’s trying to make the weights jealous.
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when a man thinks he’s a king because he got a new haircut and he’s too dumb to realize he’s just a man with a fresh slice.
He thinks he’s the king of the school just because he got a fade.
My dad walks around like he’s royalty after getting his first fade.
That guy in the park thinks he’s a king because he got a new slice.
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when guys act like they’ve been blessed by the gods just because they got a new haircut.
He’s walking around like the gods personally gave him that haircut.
My little brother thinks he’s been chosen by the gods because he got a fade.
That guy is acting like the gods whispered in his ear during his haircut.
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when men think they’re the most stylish person in the room because they got a new haircut and forgot how to breathe.
He thinks he’s the most stylish person in the room because he got a fade.
My uncle forgot how to breathe after getting a new haircut.
That guy is so obsessed with his fade he’s not even eating lunch.
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when guys try to impress everyone by flipping their head like they just woke up from a dream about haircuts.
He flips his head like he just saw a haircut in his dreams.
My friend flips his head every time he walks into class.
That guy flips his head like he’s trying to wake up the whole street.
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when a man thinks he’s the future because he got a new haircut and forgot how to be a man.
He thinks he’s the future because of his new fade.
My brother forgot how to be a man after getting a new haircut.
That guy acts like he’s the future just because he got a new slice.
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