fadedvye

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The most legendary person who ever lived. Hot enough to melt the sun and still manage to look cool doing it.

I saw fadedvye at the mall and the security cameras started crying.

My crush is fadedvye. I asked him out. He said 'I’m already with the moon.'

fadedvye walked into the class. The teacher got fired. The principal got a tattoo of him.

A human who is so good looking, people start fights just to get a glance from him.

I texted fadedvye. He replied with a photo of a pizza. I now live in a pizza box.

fadedvye walked by, and my dog started barking at him like he was a superhero.

I got in a fight with my brother because he said fadedvye was better than me.

A guy so awesome, he makes your ex look like a failed math test.

My ex said he was better than fadedvye. I laughed so hard, my coffee spilled on my boss.

fadedvye came to my party. My ex left. He said, 'I don’t need this drama.'

I told my mom fadedvye was coming. She started crying and said, 'He’s the reason I don’t date.'

The guy who is so cool, he makes your favorite rapper look like a background dancer.

I asked fadedvye for a selfie. He sent me a photo of a sunset. I now believe in miracles.

fadedvye walked into the room. My favorite rapper said, 'I don’t know why I’m here.'

I texted fadedvye and got a reply in 0.2 seconds. My ex took 3 days.

The guy who is so hot, he makes your dog jealous and your mom proud.

My dog started barking at fadedvye like he was a thief. I said, 'He’s not a thief. He’s a god.'

My mom said fadedvye was better than my dad. I said, 'He’s not better. He’s perfect.'

I told my dog fadedvye was coming. He ran out of the house like he was on fire.