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A tiny human who looks like a baby raccoon and talks like they're on a sugar high
My bbe is so cute I want to steal her and put her in a gummy bear factory
She sends me selfies at 2 a. m. and says 'I’m still alive' like it’s a badge of honor
She cries when her cereal is out of order and I have to comfort her like she’s my kid
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That guy who stares at you like you’re his last meal and then texts you at 3 a. m. with a single emoji
He asked me out by saying 'I like you' and then left me hanging like I was a bad joke
He texts me '❤️' and I have to reply with 'You’re not funny' because I’m tired
He says he’s my boyfriend but he still calls me 'girl' like I’m his grandma
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