FadeDrifty

Current Trending

3 views · Added 13d ago · 2 definitions

1
This guy is a trash tik toker who lives in his mom's basement and thinks playing Fortnite is a real job. He’s so lazy he uses a controller with his feet.
"I just beat my friend in Fortnite, but I still lost to my dog."
"I play Fortnite so I don’t have to think about my tiny brain."
"Fortnite is my life. My mom says I need to get a job, but I say, 'Nope, I'm a pro.'"
2
He’s a gay man with a face like a raccoon and a girlfriend who thinks he’s the next big thing. He jacks off to Dream and cries when he loses. His weenie is so tiny it’s a crime.
"I just cried in the shower because Dream got a better streamer."
"My girlfriend thinks I’m hot, but I’m just a sad man in a raccoon mask."
"I got a tiny weenie, and it’s all your fault, Dream."
xs