fadedpigeon47

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the king of the sky who never misses a beat and makes everyone else look like a trash can
He flew right past me during lunch and gave me the finger.
He posted a selfie with a chicken and said it was a battle.
He beat me in a rap battle with a chicken and a calculator.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
2
the most important pigeon who doesn't even care about the rest of us
He ignored my 100 messages and posted a meme about toast.
He called me a 'pigeon whisperer' and then left.
He ate my sandwich and said it was a 'friendly gesture'.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
3
a pigeon who thinks he's the only one who matters and roasts people like they're on fire
He roasted my chicken and said it was 'literally the worst.'
He called my mom a 'chicken enthusiast' in front of everyone.
He roasted my lunch and then took it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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the pigeon who's so cool he doesn't even need a chicken to back him up
He showed up to the battle with just a banana and won.
He beat me with a banana and a calculator.
He didn't even bring a chicken and still won.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a pigeon who thinks he's the best and acts like everyone else is invisible
He walked right past me and said I was 'a shadow.'
He posted a picture of a chicken and said I was 'literally the worst.'
He ignored my chicken and said it was 'literally the worst.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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