Fadeder

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So drunk you can’t tell if you’re high or just dead inside.

I saw my dog at the gas station. He was Fadeder and tried to buy chips with my wallet.

My cousin said he was Fadeder, but he just fell off the couch and started talking to the ceiling.

At the party, my friend was Fadeder and tried to dance with the fridge.

When your faded is so faded it’s like you’re in a black hole and it’s also on fire.

My shirt was Fadeder after I wore it for three days straight and cried in a microwave.

My mom’s hair was Fadeder and looked like it had been attacked by a raccoon and a glitter bomb.

My math test was Fadeder and I got a zero because I thought it was a drawing.

When you and your squad are all faded, but you’re the only one who didn’t puke or cry.

At the concert, I was Fadeder and still managed to sing louder than the lead singer.

My friend group was faded, but I was Fadeder and still texted my mom 17 times.

We all got faded at the pizza place, but I was Fadeder and still ate the whole pie.