Faded Theory

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A theory made when someone’s brain is completely melted from too much weed and not enough sense.

I tried to explain the Faded Theory while tripping on acid. It was like trying to count sheep in a tornado.

My cousin said the Faded Theory was the best thing since pizza. I don’t know if that’s true, but it’s not a bad theory.

I wrote a whole essay on the Faded Theory. It was mostly nonsense, but it had some good swear words.

A hip hop group that sounds like they’re rapping while getting their teeth pulled.

I heard Faded Theory for the first time and thought someone was screaming in a dentist’s chair.

My friend said Faded Theory is like getting a tattoo and a slap at the same time.

I tried to sing along with Faded Theory and ended up in a fight with my neighbor.

A Seattle rap group that’s like the cool older brother who still listens to rock music and doesn’t care about your dumb problems.

Faded Theory is like my uncle who still wears a leather jacket and thinks everyone is a waste of time.

I asked my brother why he likes Faded Theory, and he said, ‘Because they don’t talk nonsense.’

Faded Theory is like my mom’s favorite song, but with more swearing and better beats.