Faded than a hoe

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You feel like a used tampon after someone hits a blinker or a dabbington. It’s like your soul got run over by a truck full of farts.

I just hit a blinker and now I feel like I took a dump in a sock.

That dabbington hit me so hard, I think I lost my voice and my dignity.

I blinked and now I’m faded than a hoe. I don’t even know who I am anymore.

You’re so high of the zaza it feels like your brain is melting and your pants are on fire.

I’m so high of the zaza I just sat down on the floor and started talking to my cat like it was my ex.

My brain is melting, my pants are on fire, and I’m still high of the zaza.

I just got high of the zaza and now I’m talking to the ceiling like it owes me money.

You’re so high you can’t move, you’re just laying there eating cheetos and watching cocomelon like it’s your life.

I can’t move, I’m just eating cheetos and watching cocomelon like it’s the best thing ever.

I’m so high I just laid down and started crying over a cartoon.

I’m faded than a hoe and I don’t even care. I’m just eating cheetos and watching cocomelon.

I got three things to say and they all are FADED THAN A HOE. That’s it. No more.

FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE. That’s my life now.

I only got three things to say and they’re all FADED THAN A HOE.

I’m so faded than a hoe I can’t even spell my own name.

You’re so high it feels like you just ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips and then someone hit you with a brick.

I’m so high I feel like I just ate a whole pizza and got hit with a brick.

I’m high as a kite and I don’t even know who I am anymore.

I’m so high I just walked into a wall and didn’t even care.

You’re so high of the zaza it’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster and your feet are on fire.

I’m high of the zaza and my brain is on a rollercoaster. I don’t even know what’s going on.

My feet are on fire and my brain is on a rollercoaster. I’m high of the zaza and I don’t care.

I’m so high of the zaza I think my brain just left my body.

You got smackedington the penjamin somewhere out in yodieland and now you’re faded than a hoe.

I got smackedington the penjamin and now I’m faded than a hoe. I don’t even know where I am.

Someone smackedington the penjamin in yodieland and now I’m faded than a hoe.

I just got smackedington the penjamin and now I feel like I was run over by a truck full of farts.