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A delayed album that made everyone wait until April 5th in the UK, like it was the most important day since pizza was invented.

I had to wait till April 5th for this album, and it was just a bunch of boring songs.

My friend texted me saying, 'I'm still waiting for this album, and I'm getting mad.'

The UK got the album on April 5th, and the rest of us had to suffer for months.

An album that was so late, it felt like it was dropped by a tired kid who forgot to set the alarm.

This album was delayed so much, it was like the artist was hiding from the music industry.

I asked my mom, 'Why is this album so late?' She said, 'It’s like the artist had a vacation and forgot to come back.'

The album was so late, I thought the artist had died and came back as a ghost.

A delayed album that made the UK feel like the center of the universe, while the rest of us got left in the dust.

The UK got the album first, and I felt like a loser who missed out.

My friend said, 'The UK got it before me, and I’m still waiting.'

When the UK got the album, I screamed, 'Why do they always get it first?'