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When a person who was supposed to be your main squeeze starts ghosting you like they're the main ghost in a haunted house. They stop texting you faster than they stop eating chips.
You text them 10 times and they reply with a single ‘uhh’
They forget your birthday and your name
They say they’re ‘too busy’ but their Instagram is full of selfies
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When someone is so high they can’t even count to 10 without tripping over their own feet. They’ll say they’re a 10, but it’s just a guess and they’re probably lying to avoid getting called out.
They say they’re a 10 but can’t remember what they had for breakfast
They say they’re a 10 but then forget how to spell their own name
They say they’re a 10 but then take a nap mid-sentence
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you feel like a deflated balloon. No feelings, no fun, no motivation. You’re just a hollow shell with a face.
You stare at the ceiling for 2 hours and don’t even blink
You forget you’re supposed to be alive
You eat a whole pizza and still don’t feel anything
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you throw some cash into a pot to help out your squad with gas, food, and fun. You're not rich, but you're not broke either.
You drop $10 into the pot because you know your squad needs it
You say you're ‘just throwing in a few bucks’ but it's actually $20
You’re the one who paid for the pizza and everyone else just said ‘thanks’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When someone’s love life is going south, and they’re dragging you along like you’re the last piece of a broken puzzle.
They say they’re ‘just taking a break’ but they’re actually cheating
They keep you waiting for weeks and then dump you
They say they’re ‘just testing your patience’ but you’re the one who’s getting tested
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The guy who’s the best at Bedwars but acts like he’s the worst. He says ‘GG MEN’ like it’s a holy phrase, but he’s just trying to impress the ladies.
He says ‘GG MEN’ after losing 3 times in a row
He tries to Edate every girl in the server
He’s got a mole on his face that looks like a rat’s nose
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you’re so high you feel like you’re floating in a cloud made of snacks and laziness. You don’t even know what day it is.
You text your friend ‘I’m faded’ and then fall asleep mid-text
You say you’re faded but you’re still eating chips like it’s a competition
You say you’re faded but you’re still trying to Edate someone
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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