Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you're so high you think your pants are made of clouds

Man I just took like 10 hits and now I'm floating

I tried to sit down and my pants vanished

I looked in the mirror and it was just me and a cloud

2

When you’re high enough to believe your dog is a superhero

My dog just flew past me and I gave him a standing ovation

He’s got a cape and a sidekick

He told me he was going to save the world

3

When you're too high to tell your mom from your math teacher

I called my mom Mrs. Johnson and she gave me a weird look

I thought my math teacher was my mom and I said 'I love you'

I walked into class and said 'hi mom'

4

When you’re so high you think you’re in a movie

I looked up and saw the sky like it was a green screen

I started doing lines and I thought I was acting

I yelled 'cut' and my friend laughed

5

When you're so high you think your shoes are talking to you

My shoes were whispering secrets

They told me I was going to win the lottery

They said my socks were plotting against me

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When you're high enough to believe you're a wizard

I waved my hand and my cereal floated

I cast a spell and my dog turned into a cat

I said 'abra cadabra' and my mom gave me a weird look