Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you’re so high you laugh at everything and everything is blue and you can’t stop laughing and it’s the best thing ever

RT @stonerking: blue text LMAOOOOOO

OMG I saw a cat and I laughed so hard I cried

blue text is the best thing since sour patch kids

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When you're so high you're just a blue text and nothing else

blue text is the only thing I can see right now

blue text is the best

I’m just blue text and I’m fine with that

3

When something slowly goes away like it’s melting in the sun and no one notices

My motivation faded into nothing

My crush faded into a distant memory

My hope faded into the background

4

When a stoner is so high they can’t even pick a number they just say faded because it sounds cool and they’re too lazy to think

Out of 10 how high are you? Faded

I’m faded and I don’t care

Faded is the only answer I know

5

When you’re so lonely you feel like you’re disappearing into the void and no one cares

I’m fading away and no one notices

I’m just a shadow now

I’m gone and no one even knows

6

When you throw some cash in the pot to help out with gas, food, and hanging out with your friends or family

I dropped $10 in the pot

I threw in a buck for gas

I chipped in for the pizza

7

When your significant other starts ignoring you and then dumps you because they’re too lazy to end it properly

She faded into the void and left me hanging

He ghosted me and I was like faded

She said faded and I was like what?