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a man who drinks cheap wine and smokes cheap weed like it's a full-course meal
He drank the last of the wine and lit up the final cigarette like it was a goodbye party.
He said, 'This is my dinner, and I'm eating it with my eyes closed.'
He passed out on the couch with a bottle of wine and a bag of weed in his hands.
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a guy who drinks like he's paying for it and lives like he's been paid
He drank the whole bottle of wine and still said it was 'just a snack.'
He told his roommate, 'I'm paying for this, so I'm gonna finish it.'
He drank wine at 3 AM and called it 'a lifestyle.'
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a man who drinks wine and smokes weed like it's his full-time job
He said, 'I work 8 hours a day at the bar, and I work 8 hours at night at my house.'
He drank wine and smoked weed while watching TV like it was a meeting.
He said, 'This is my office, and I'm on break.'
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