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when someone looks like a hot mess until you get drunk or stoned

I tried to date her at noon. She looked like a raccoon. Now I know why she only texts me at 2 AM.

He’s a king when he’s high. Now he’s just a guy who smells like pizza and regret.

She’s cute when she’s wasted. Now she’s just my ex who still texts me about her cat.

when someone is only hot if you're wasted or on drugs

He looks like a rockstar when he’s high. Now he’s just a guy who cried in a subway.

She was my dream girl until I sobered up. Now she’s just my ex who texts me about her dog.

He’s a legend when he’s stoned. Now he’s just my cousin who called me a f***ing idiot.

when someone is only cute if you’re hammered or high as a kite

She was my favorite person until I got sober. Now she’s just my ex who texts me about her cat’s hairball.

He looked like a movie star when he was high. Now he’s just my neighbor who yelled at me for not mowing my lawn.

She was my crush until I sobered up. Now she’s just my ex who texts me about her ex.