fadead

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When someone is so trashed they think they’re about to puke up their soul and scream at the moon.

I tried to walk home from the bar, but I was fadead and fell into a bush.

She was fadead and tried to text her mom, but she just sent a picture of a cat.

He was fadead and told the bartender, 'I’m not leaving until this song ends.'

The feeling you get when you’ve drunk so much you’re convinced the world is ending and you’re the only one who knows.

He was fadead and started crying over a bag of chips.

She was fadead and tried to flirt with the pizza delivery guy.

He was fadead and told his friends, 'I’m going to die in this chair.'

When you're so wasted you think you're dying, but you're just too lazy to do anything about it.

She was fadead and tried to text her ex, but just sent a selfie with a dead fish.

He was fadead and tried to stand up, but fell into a puddle.

They were fadead and just sat there eating chips and screaming at the TV.

When you're so high or drunk you feel like you're about to explode and it's the best thing ever.

He was fadead and tried to dance on a table at the bar.

She was fadead and tried to talk to the waiter like he was her lover.

They were fadead and just yelled at the sky.

The state of being so wasted you’re convinced you’re dying, but you’re still too drunk to care.

He was fadead and tried to text his mom, but just sent a picture of a cat.

She was fadead and tried to flirt with the barista, but just yelled at the coffee machine.

They were fadead and tried to walk home, but ended up in a park.

When you're so trashed you think you're dying, but you're just too drunk to do anything about it.

He was fadead and tried to stand up, but just fell into a chair.

She was fadead and tried to text her brother, but just sent a picture of a dog.

They were fadead and just sat there eating pizza and yelling at the TV.