fade that

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You get what you deserve, whether it's good or bad, and it's usually something you don't want.

You ate the last slice of pizza. Now you're stuck with the burnt crust.

You yelled at your dog. Now he won't stop barking at you.

You skipped class. Now you're stuck with a pop quiz and a bad grade.

When someone is so stoned they look like a melted crayon and say things like ‘I’m faded’ like it’s a superpower.

‘I’m faded,’ he said, while eating a whole bag of chips like it was a snack for a king.

She tried to explain her life story, but all she said was, ‘I’m faded.’

He said, ‘I’m faded,’ then fell off the couch and started talking to the ceiling.

You're so empty and lost that you don't even know who you are anymore. You're like a ghost walking through life.

He stared at the ceiling for 10 minutes and didn't say a word. He was faded.

She didn't even bother to reply to her friends. She was just faded.

He showed up to work in pajamas and forgot his name. He was faded.

You throw some cash in the pot to help out with gas, food, and partying with your friends or family.

He threw $20 in the pot for the pizza party. He was being a good friend.

She put $10 in the gas fund. She was being a good sister.

He gave $5 to the group chat fund. He was being a good bro.

They're giving you the cold shoulder, keeping you waiting, and then they drop you like a hot potato.

He said he'd text me back, but he didn't for a week. Then he dumped me.

She kept saying she'd come over, but she never did. Then she dumped me.

He said he'd call me, but he didn't. Then he dumped me.

This guy is the best Bedwars player ever. He says ‘GG MEN’ like it’s a religion and he’s the prophet.

He said ‘GG MEN’ and won the game. He was a legend.

He got carried by his team and said ‘GG MEN.’ He was a beast.

He Edated a woman in Bedwars and said ‘GG MEN.’ He was a god.

A west coast way to say you're high, stoned, or zonked out of your mind.

He said, ‘I’m faded,’ and then fell asleep on the floor.

She said, ‘I’m faded,’ and started talking to her plants.

He said, ‘I’m faded,’ and ate a whole bag of candy in one go.