fade shades

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Sunglasses so dark they look like they were stolen from a blind pirate’s treasure chest and are all the rage because of the worst fashion brand ever

My brother’s got fade shades so dark, he thinks it’s night time during the day.

She walked in wearing fade shades and I thought she was a ghost.

My dog wears fade shades and still can’t see a damn thing.

Glasses so black they’re like a hole in your face and everyone wears them because they’re the stupidest trend ever

My mom got fade shades and now she looks like a raccoon with a bad attitude.

He wore fade shades to the party and everyone thought he was hiding from the cops.

My friend’s fade shades are so dark, he thinks the sun is a myth.

Sunglasses so dark you might as well be wearing a mask and they’re all the rage because of a fashion brand that sells trash

My sister’s fade shades are so dark, she might as well be wearing a ski mask.

He walks in with fade shades and I swear he’s trying to scare people.

My dog’s got fade shades and now he thinks he’s a ninja.