FADE MUELLER

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When someone refuses to ride Mueller's picks because they’re too cheap to lose their cash
I’d rather watch the game than bet my rent money on his picks.
Fade Mueller? That’s like fading a paycheck.
He picked the Jets and I picked my mom. I won.
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When a person skips Mueller’s picks just to keep their money safe and their ego happy
I stayed rich while he lost his shirt. No brainer.
Fade Mueller? That’s like eating a burger and not getting the fries.
He picked the Dolphins and I picked my dog. My dog won.
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When you don’t ride Mueller’s picks because you’re too scared to lose your cash and your dignity
Fade Mueller? That’s like not betting on a bet.
I picked my kid’s college fund. He picked the Patriots. I won.
He bet his pizza money on the Bills. I bet my pride.
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When you ignore Mueller’s picks just so you can keep your money and your sanity
I stayed sane while he lost his mind. Big win.
He picked the Bears. I picked my lunch. I won.
Fade Mueller? That’s like not betting on a bet.
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When someone doesn’t ride Mueller’s picks because they’re too broke to lose their last dollar
I picked my last dollar. He picked the Lions. I won.
Fade Mueller? That’s like fading your last meal.
He bet his coffee money. I bet my pride. I won.
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When you don’t ride Mueller’s picks because you’re too proud to lose your money and your face
He picked the Browns. I picked my face. I won.
Fade Mueller? That’s like not betting on a bet.
I bet my pride. He bet his wallet. I won.
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