Fade Doctor

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A dirty barber who can't cut straight but can give you a cool fade. They drink way too much coffee and energy drinks to stay awake.

My barber looks like he hasn't slept in a week. But man, that fade is fire.

He tried to cut my hair while high on Red Bull. It looked like a war zone.

I walked in with a full head of hair. I left with a fade and a headache.

A barber who uses a comb like a sword and claims they can do anything. They're usually high on something and barely remember your name.

He said he'd give me a fade. He gave me a haircut that looked like a tornado hit my head.

I asked for a simple fade. He gave me a fade and a sideburn that looked like a raccoon bit me.

He was so high he didn’t even notice my hair was on fire.

A barber who claims they're the best but can't even tie their own shoes. They use scissors like a drunk man uses a knife.

He gave me a fade that looked like he’d fought a bear with a comb.

I told him I wanted a fade. He gave me a fade and a headache from the noise.

He tried to cut my hair while screaming at the TV. It looked like a disaster.