fade check

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When you whack someone’s head like they’re a bad hair day and you’re the barber who just got fired.

I saw him walking out of the barber shop and I had to hit him like he was a bad haircut.

She got a fresh fade and I had to give her a headbutt like it was a bad breakup.

He walked in with a fade so fresh I had to hit him like he was a free sample.

When you punch the back of someone’s head because their fade is so good it made you jealous and angry.

His fade was so good I had to punch him like he was a rival.

She had a fade so clean I had to whack her like she was a bad habit.

He came in with a fade so fresh I had to hit him like it was a personal insult.

When you slap someone’s head so hard you think you might have broken their skull because their fade was too good.

I saw his fade and I had to slap him like I was trying to kill him.

She had a fade so good I had to hit her like she was a bad dream.

He walked in with a fade so fresh I had to whack him like it was a final warning.

When you hit someone’s head because their fade is so good it made you want to scream and cry.

His fade was so good I had to hit him like it was a sad song.

She had a fade so clean I had to punch her like it was a bad grade.

He came in with a fade so fresh I had to whack him like it was a bad day.

When you hit someone’s head just to make their fade look even worse because you’re that bitter.

I saw his fade and I had to hit him like he was my worst enemy.

She had a fade so good I had to punch her like it was a bad idea.

He came in with a fade so fresh I had to whack him like it was a bad bet.

When you bonk someone’s head because their fade was so good it made you want to throw a tantrum.

His fade was so good I had to bonk him like he was a bad parent.

She had a fade so clean I had to hit her like it was a bad party.

He walked in with a fade so fresh I had to whack him like it was a bad grade.