faddum

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a giant lumpy bald guy who looks like he was hit by a brick wall and wants to be a teacher even though he guzzles beer like a woman. He can dance on a podium like a maniac and ride a bike like he’s trying to escape the cops.
"Faddum shows up at the school with a beer in one hand and a marker in the other. He’s terrifying."
I saw him doing the chicken dance on the podium. It was like a horror movie.
He rode a bike through the park like he was being chased by a monster.
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a huge bald man who’s terrified of being a teacher but still shows up drunk every day. He can move like a robot on the podium and ride a bike like it’s a war zone.
He showed up to class with a hangover and a bottle of whiskey. It was like a nightmare.
He did the robot on the podium and made the kids cry. It was brutal.
He rode his bike through traffic like he was trying to kill someone.
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a lumpy bald man who acts like he’s a teacher but is actually a drunk who likes to dance and ride a bike. He’s scary and loud and makes no sense.
He yelled at the kids like he was a monster. It was terrifying.
He danced on the podium like he was possessed. It was crazy.
He rode a bike through the school like he was trying to escape a dragon.
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