faddie

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A person who can’t wait to be the first to try something stupid just so they can brag about it later.
My cousin is a faddie. She tried to eat 10 burritos in one sitting just to show off.
He followed every new trend and now he looks like a confused clown.
She joined a TikTok dance challenge because she thought it would make her cool.
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A person who picks at their food like it personally insulted them.
My sister is a faddie. She won’t eat anything that’s not chicken nuggets and fries.
He turned down a whole pizza because it had pepperoni on it.
She refused to eat soup because it had a single crouton in it.
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A nickname for someone who is a little round but still awesome.
My mom calls me a faddie because I’m a little chubby but I still rock my jeans.
He’s a faddie, but he’s still the funniest guy in the class.
She’s a faddie, but she can still run faster than me.
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A girl who’s thin but has a big butt, like she’s been eating donuts all day.
She’s a faddie. She’s got the body of a stick figure with the butt of a donut lover.
He called her a faddie because she looked like she sat on a cake.
She’s a faddie. She’s got legs like spaghetti and a butt like a muffin.
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A hot woman who looks like she just walked out of a fairy tale.
She’s a faddie. She walks in like she owns the place.
He called her a faddie because she looked like a goddess in a dress.
She’s a faddie. She’s got hair like a princess and a smile like a fairy.
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A group of fat people who hang out and eat all the time.
They’re faddies. They eat like they’re on a food coma.
My uncle and his friends are faddies. They eat pizza and watch TV all day.
They’re faddies. They can eat a whole cake and still have room for ice cream.
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A funny name for a woman’s private parts. It’s like a fanny, but with more sass.
She called her faddie a fanny, but with more flair.
He told her she had a faddie that was worth a thousand dollars.
Her faddie is so famous, it has its own Instagram account.
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