fadded up

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when you bone chunky girls because they're like giant meatballs
I fadded up last night and it felt like I was eating a whole pizza
My date was a cheeseburger with extra fries
I had to take a shower after fadding up with my cousin's girlfriend
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when you get it on with ladies who look like they were dropped from a truck
I fadded up with my neighbor and she looked like a sack of potatoes
My mom saw me fadding up with my teacher
I fadded up with my friend's mom and now I'm grounded
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when you do the deed with women who are as big as a couch
I fadded up with my aunt and she smushed me like a pancake
I fadded up with my gym teacher and now I can't run
I fadded up with my cousin and now I'm getting fat too
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when you hook up with girls who make you feel like you're in a trash can
I fadded up with my friend's sister and it smelled like old pizza
I fadded up with my neighbor and she had a belly like a beach ball
I fadded up with my mom's friend and now I know why she's always tired
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when you get it on with women who are like a full meal
I fadded up with my cousin and it was like eating a whole dinner
I fadded up with my teacher and now I can't focus in class
I fadded up with my friend's mom and now I'm always hungry
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when you have sex with ladies who look like they were rolled in a barrel
I fadded up with my neighbor and she was like a big log
I fadded up with my uncle's wife and it was like rolling in mud
I fadded up with my friend and now I'm all sore
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