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A mess of steps done out of order like a drunk man trying to tie his shoes.

I tried to make breakfast but ended up burning the toast, spilling the milk, and crying in the middle of it.

He tried to do his taxes but forgot to add his dog’s birthday into the equation.

She tried to text her crush but sent a selfie to her mom instead.

When you see so much food you lose your mind and can't pick what you want to eat.

At the buffet, I stared at the options for 10 minutes and still picked the wrong one.

The pizza party had 12 kinds of pizza and I had a full-blown meltdown.

The buffet had 20 kinds of meat and I just sat there like a confused toddler.

When something works the way it’s supposed to, but it’s still a piece of garbage.

That app works perfectly but it looks like it was designed by a blind kid with a crayon.

The phone works fine but the screen is the size of a postage stamp.

The website works but it looks like it was built in 1998 by a drunk man.

A fake drug dealer who just wants to get high and doesn’t care about you.

He sold me $20 worth of weed but it was just leaves and dirt.

She promised me the best acid but it just made me cry for 2 hours.

He said he had Xanax but it was just sugar and aspirin.

When you do something stupid and messy with a duck.

He tried to fuck a duck and it flew out the window.

She tried to fuck a duck and it pecked her nose off.

He tried to fuck a duck and it came home with his mom.