faddberries

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Crunchy dried poop bits stuck to your butt hair like you sat on a turd grenade

My faddberries look like I rolled in a toilet and exploded

I can feel my faddberries through my pants like they're screaming at me

My faddberries are so bad my dog won't stop sniffing my butt

The crusty remains of your last shit that won't let go of your butt like it's your ex

My faddberries are like a divorce I didn't want

I tried to wipe them and they just laughed in my face

My faddberries are so old they have their own retirement plan

Dried up turd bits attached to your butt like you're wearing a poop hat

I looked in the mirror and my faddberries were giving me the side eye

My faddberries are so big they're starting their own band

I sat on a chair and my faddberries made a mess on the floor