Fadazzled

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When you blow on someone’s face like a sewer rat and make a loud fart sound to embarrass them
My cousin fadazzled me in front of the whole class. I cried.
He fadazzled my mom during the family dinner. She threw a fork.
I fadazzled my crush and he ran out of the room.
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The flashy, shiny, expensive junk you give your dumb girlfriend to keep her quiet
I got my girlfriend a diamond necklace. She calls it fadazzled.
He gave me a watch for my birthday. I said it was fadazzled.
My dad fadazzled my mom with a gold bracelet. She fainted.
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When you make someone else jump so hard they might break their legs
I fadazzled my brother by jumping behind him. He screamed and fell over.
She fadazzled my friend by pulling a chair out from under him. He tripped.
My dog fadazzled me by jumping on my face. I fell down.
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