Fadass

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A super chunky motherfucker who looks like a mountain exploded in a gym. He’s got balls the size of melons, and everyone knows it.
My uncle is a Fadass. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still has room for cake.
The guy at the gym who lifts weights like they’re made of bricks is a Fadass.
My cousin’s Fadass cousin ate three burgers and still had energy to fight me.
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A poser who thinks they’re cool because they drink cheap beer and carry a bag that says 'I recycle.' They also think they’re an artist.
My friend’s a Fadass. He drinks PBR and carries a bag like it’s a badge of honor.
That guy who paints on the wall with a marker is a Fadass.
My sister’s Fadass boyfriend thinks he’s the next Picasso.
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When you sneak off with someone else’s snack and then come back like you never left, dropping the empty container in front of them like it’s a gift.
I took my brother’s chips and left him a empty bag. He thought it was a prank.
My friend snatched my sandwich and left me a empty wrapper. I almost cried.
I stole my mom’s snack and gave her a empty carton. She was confused.
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