Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a piece of junk car that got all sorts of stupid upgrades or a car that got stupid upgrades and still looked like a piece of junk

My cousin’s fadanza has more lights than a disco ball and still won’t start on a Tuesday.

I saw a fadanza trying to park and it looked like it was about to cry.

My neighbor’s fadanza is so loud it wakes the dead and the dog.

2

a car that looks like it got hit by a clown and a truck at the same time

That fadanza is so ugly it makes my dog sad.

My friend’s fadanza is like a car from a nightmare.

I tried to drive past a fadanza and it almost gave me a heart attack.

3

a car that someone tried to fix but ended up making it worse

My uncle tried to fix his car and now it’s a fadanza.

That fadanza is like a broken robot trying to dance.

I saw a fadanza trying to go 10 mph and it looked like it was in pain.

4

a car that looks like it was built by a toddler with a hammer and a curse

That fadanza is so bad it makes my mom cry.

My cousin’s fadanza is like a car that was tortured.

I saw a fadanza and it looked like it was about to explode.

5

a car that looks like it was dragged through a mud pit and then hit by a meteor

That fadanza is so messed up it’s like a car from hell.

I saw a fadanza and it looked like it had been through a war.

My neighbor’s fadanza is like a car that just gave up.