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Too big to move and too stupid to live
My cousin ate three burgers and now he's fadaf
She failed math and still thinks the moon is made of cheese
He tried to fight a cop and got tackled by a chicken
fadaf
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A human who eats and then forgets how to think
He ate a whole pizza and now he's crying in the corner
She texted me a selfie and a sentence that didn’t make sense
He tried to text me but spelled 'hello' as 'helo'
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So fat you can’t tell where the body ends and the floor begins
He sat on the couch and it broke
She tried to do a cartwheel and fell flat
He walked into a door and the door walked out
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A person who eats so much they don’t know their own name
He ate a whole cake and forgot his own name
She texted me ‘hi’ and then cried
He tried to talk but just said ‘mumble’
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A human who’s so dumb they think the sky is a hat
He said the sun was a hat and tried to put it on
She thinks the clouds are made of cotton candy
He tried to walk through a wall and fell over
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So fat they need a zip code to wear pants
He needed three belts to hold up his pants
She got stuck in a doorway and couldn’t move
He tried to wear a shirt but it had to be tied on