fad syndrome

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A disease that makes you think you're sick because you saw it on TikTok and now you can't stop talking about it.
My friend thinks she has 'lemon detox' disease because she drank 10 lemons in one day.
He said he has 'intermittent fasting' and now he only eats at 3 AM.
She bought a foot detox machine and now she thinks she has a foot virus.
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When you get so obsessed with a trend that you think it's a real sickness and start telling everyone about it like it's life or death.
He told me he has 'alkaline diet' and now he only eats green apples and lemon water.
My cousin thinks she has 'detox juice' syndrome and now she drinks 6 juices a day.
He stopped eating meat and now he calls himself 'the carnivore' because he only eats meat.
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A fake illness you get from being too dumb to tell the difference between a real disease and a thing you saw on a YouTube ad.
She watched 10 videos about 'pineapple diet' and now she thinks she's going to die if she doesn't eat pineapples every day.
He got 'keto' and now he eats nothing but chicken and eggs like it's a religion.
My neighbor took a 'detox' and now she thinks she has a 'crystal energy' problem.
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A disease you think you have just because you saw it on a social media post and now you're too proud to admit you're wrong.
My brother says he has 'gut microbiome' and now he takes 10 probiotics a day.
She posted a video of herself doing 'detox' and now she's famous for it.
He thinks he has 'infrared sauna' syndrome and now he sits in a hot box every night.
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When you get so mad at yourself for not following the latest trend that you make up a fake illness to feel better about it.
He says he has 'alkaline' and now he drinks baking soda every morning.
She got 'detox' and now she won't eat anything that's not green.
He got 'keto' and now he only eats meat and eggs like it's a religion.
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A disease you think you have because you saw someone else have it and now you're too dumb to know the difference between a real disease and a fake one.
She watched a video about 'crystal healing' and now she thinks she has 'energy imbalance' disease.
He thinks he has 'intermittent fasting' and now he only eats at 3 AM.
My mom took a 'detox' and now she thinks she's going to die if she doesn't drink green juice every day.
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