fad hags

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People who chase every new trend like it’s a free meal and forget about it the second something cooler shows up.

My mom bought a new pair of shoes just because the influencer said they were 'vibing' with the season.

My cousin got a neon green haircut because the internet said it was 'the new thing' and now it’s the new thing that’s old.

My dad spent $500 on a smartwatch because it had a ‘golf mode’ and now he’s bragging about it at the club.

The kind of people who don’t think for themselves, they just repeat what they see on TikTok like it’s the gospel.

My friend got a pet rock because the trend said you should ‘adopt a pet rock’ and now she’s crying because it’s not a real rock.

My neighbor got a tattoo of a QR code because it was ‘edgy’ and now it just scans to a page that says ‘404 not found’.

My brother bought a toaster that takes Instagram photos of your toast and now he’s posting it like it’s a masterpiece.

They’re like the kids in the back of the bus who shout ‘I saw it on TikTok’ whenever someone questions their life choices.

My sister got a pet snake just because her friend’s snake was ‘cool’ and now she’s screaming because it bit her.

My uncle got a $2,000 smart fridge that says ‘Good morning’ and now it’s the most annoying thing in the house.

My cousin started a YouTube channel called ‘My Life’ and now posts 30-second videos of her breakfast.