FACUU

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FACUU means someone looks like a little angel from a distance but hits you with a face that makes you want to punch a wall when you get close.

That girl in the hallway looked like a poster from heaven until I saw her face up close. FACUU at its finest.

My crush was a dream until he leaned in. Now I want to scream.

The guy I asked out was cute from afar. Now I’m questioning my life choices.

FACUU is when someone looks like a hot dog from a distance but turns into a burnt, sad, greasy mess when you get up close.

She was a snack from far away. Now she’s a sad, greasy disappointment.

That guy looked like a snack. Now he’s a greasy nightmare.

I thought I was getting a hot dog. I got a grease fire.

FACUU is when someone looks like a snack from a distance but hits you with a face that makes you want to throw up when you get close.

She looked like a snack. Now I want to throw up.

That guy was a snack. Now he’s a face that makes me want to run.

I thought I was getting a snack. Now I’m getting a face that makes me want to scream.

FACUU is like when someone looks like a snack from far away but when you get up close, they're just a mess and you want to kick them.

She looked like a snack. Now I want to kick her.

That guy looked like a snack. Now I want to kick him.

I thought I was getting a snack. Now I’m getting a kick.

FACUU is when someone looks like a snack from afar but turns into a disaster when you get close and you just want to scream.

She looked like a snack. Now I want to scream.

That guy was a snack. Now he’s a scream.

I thought I was getting a snack. Now I’m getting a scream.