facuracy

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Facuracy is when the facts in a text are so right they make you want to punch the person who wrote it.
A math teacher says 2 + 2 = 4 and doesn't explain it like it's a conspiracy.
A kid writes a report on the moon and gets all the facts right.
A tweet says 'Pizza is the best food' and it's completely true.
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Facuracy is when the facts are so good they feel like a miracle, and you thank the universe for it.
A history test has no mistakes and you pass with flying colors.
A science teacher says the sun is a star and you’re not confused.
A text message says 'I love you' and it’s 100% true.
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Facuracy is when the facts are so perfect you wonder why the world is still so messed up.
A kid writes a perfect essay about the solar system and gets an A+
A tweet says 'Coffee is the best drink' and no one argues.
A DM says 'You’re the best friend ever' and it’s 100% real.
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Facuracy is like when the facts don’t lie and you’re not mad at anyone.
A history book says the pyramids are ancient and you believe it.
A science test has no wrong answers and you’re happy.
A text says 'I’ll be there in 5 minutes' and it’s true.
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Facuracy is when the facts are so right they don’t even need a filter.
A math problem says 3 × 4 = 12 and no one questions it.
A tweet says 'The sky is blue' and it’s not fake.
A DM says 'You’re my favorite person' and it’s real.
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