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To drown food in salt until it screams for mercy

The pizza was facundoatized so hard, it looked like it had been through a salt storm.

She facundoatized her soup until it tasted like the inside of a salt mine.

He facundoatized his fries until they were basically salt pillars.

To salt something until it’s no longer edible, just a memory of being edible

He facundoatized his tacos until they were just a sad pile of salt and regret.

The chicken was facundoatized so much, it was just a ghost of meat.

She facundoatized her salad until it looked like a salt sacrifice.

To salt a dish until it feels like it's been tortured by a salt monster

The pizza was facundoatized by a salt monster who didn’t know when to stop.

He facundoatized his burger until it looked like it had been salt-burned.

The soup was facundoatized so much, it was basically a salt lake.

To salt something so much, it’s like it was born in a salt factory

The steak was facundoatized, like it was born in a salt factory and never left.

She facundoatized her chips until they looked like they were made of salt.

He facundoatized his noodles until they were just a salty afterlife.

To salt something until it’s no longer food, it’s just a salt tribute

The pizza was facundoatized so much, it was just a salt tribute to the gods of salt.

He facundoatized his burger until it was just a salt offering.

She facundoatized her salad until it was a salt tribute to her lack of taste.

To salt something until it’s just a salty ghost of its former self

The taco was facundoatized into a salty ghost of its former self.

He facundoatized his sandwich until it was just a salty memory.

She facundoatized her fries until they were just a salty ghost haunting the plate.