Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you let one rip while cumming all over a girl's face like it's your job

Bro just did a facum in front of the whole class. I think he passed out.

I walked in on my mom doing a facum. I'm still traumatized.

He did a facum during the final exam. The teacher threw him out.

2

the ultimate flex of being loud and messy while you blow your load on someone’s face

She did a facum in the middle of a group project. We all failed.

My dad did a facum on the principal. He got suspended.

He did a facum during the school play. The audience was in shock.

3

when you fart so hard you spray cum like it's a fire hose

He did a facum in the lunchroom. The whole cafeteria ran out.

My brother did a facum on the teacher. He got detention.

She did a facum in the bathroom. The toilet overflowed.

4

the most embarrassing way to finish a sexual moment with a loud fart

He did a facum in front of his crush. He’s still single.

I did a facum on the bus. Everyone stared at me.

She did a facum during a video call. Her mom walked in.

5

when you turn a romantic moment into a disaster by farting while you cum

He did a facum in the movies. The whole theater was laughing.

She did a facum on the first date. He left.

He did a facum in the restaurant. The waiter left.

6

the art of making a mess with your face and your butt at the same time

He did a facum in the hallway. The janitor came running.

She did a facum on the stairs. People were stuck.

He did a facum in the gym. The weights fell over.