faculty parking game

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A stupid fight over who gets to park closest to the building, like it's the last drop of Gatorade in the world. Also means being a total dipshit who thinks they're king of the school.

I literally ran over two people just to get that spot. I'm a legend.

He parked in my spot and I had to walk through mud to get to class. Classic.

I challenged him to a duel. He brought a coffee. I brought a knife.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you do something so dumb and loud, it wakes up the whole neighborhood. Also means you're a total idiot who thinks everyone is watching you.

I yelled at the principal through my window. He called the cops. I called my mom.

I threw my lunch at the teacher. It hit her. I got a detention. I got a laugh.

I tried to make a TikTok in the middle of the hallway. I got banned from the app.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you try to be cool, but you're just being annoying. Also means you're the type of person who thinks your opinion matters more than everyone else's.

I tried to rap in the hallway. No one listened. I cried.

I wore my pajamas to school. My teacher gave me a warning. I gave her a look.

I tried to be the class clown. I got the class clown. I got a laugh.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A stupid thing you do just because you can, and it ends up being the worst decision ever. Also means you're a total loser who can't think straight.

I bit the principal's hand. He yelled at me. I got a warning. I got a laugh.

I tried to eat my whole lunch in one bite. It came out my nose. I got a laugh. I got a stain.

I tried to dance in the hallway. No one danced. I got a laugh. I got a detention.

by Slangipedia 3d ago