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A fancy word for a bunch of jerks who all think they're special and work in a place that smells like old pizza and regret.

The faculty meeting was like a group of angry teachers arguing over who got the last slice of pizza.

Principal Johnson called the faculty a bunch of 'overpaid lunatics' after the school flooded.

The new faculty member walked in and said, 'I'm not here to be your friend, I'm here to be your boss.'

A group of people who think they're important but mostly just complain about the kids and the coffee.

The faculty lounge was louder than a rock concert because everyone was arguing about the kids' behavior.

The faculty voted to give the principal a raise, but only after they got free donuts.

The faculty didn't like the new student, so they called him 'a troublemaker' and then forgot about him.

A collection of people who all think they're the best, but in reality, they're just tired and mad at the kids.

The faculty had a meeting that lasted three hours because they couldn't agree on anything.

The faculty said the kids were 'unruly' but then left early to go get burgers.

The faculty laughed at the student's joke, but only because they were all on break.

A group of people who work together but also fight like cats and dogs and take forever to decide anything.

The faculty took two weeks to decide on a new mascot because they all had different opinions.

The faculty fought like they were in a war over whether the school should have a dress code.

The faculty said they were 'working as a team,' but then they all went home and forgot about it.

A bunch of people who all think they're the best teacher and spend more time fighting than teaching.

The faculty argued for an hour about who got the best student.

The faculty said they were 'dedicated,' but then they all left early for lunch.

The faculty gave the student a bad grade, then forgot about it the next day.