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A fancy word for when a Quebec politician lies so much it makes your brain hurt

'I promise I won't steal your taxes again,' he said, while stealing your taxes again.

'He swore on his mom's grave he'd fix the roads. Now they're potholes and regret.'

The guy’s so corrupt, he probably bribed the dictionary to include 'facuck'.

A Quebec politician’s way of saying 'I didn't do anything wrong, but I might have done something bad to you.'

'I didn’t take the money,' he said. Then he took the money.

He blamed the potholes on the weather. The weather laughed at him.

He promised the sky, then took the whole damn thing.

When a Quebec politician is so bad, even the donuts are tired of him.

He ran on donut money. Now he’s broke and the donuts are mad.

He promised a free donut for every kid. Now they’re all diabetic and angry.

He took the donut budget and spent it on a gold-plated toilet.